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BACON 2014: Hardest Gameshow Ever

It’s fall 2014, and we’re at Earthwork Harvest Gathering in Lake City, Michigan. We took over an hour to setup for a Family Feud-type experience. It turned out to be a big ol’ shitshow.

This clip is the final answer to the question: What’s your favorite conspiracy theory that you don’t believe in? The answer may shock you.

Performed live at the Earthwork Harvest Gathering. Steve Sweeney on security, Caitilin Soderstrom as the bartender/manager, Brett McDowell on production and Graham Parsons as the brain.

Gameshow Questions

These were the answers presented to a live audience in the barn.

  1. Lower expectations
  2. Worry is a waste of time
  3. Responsible for own happiness
  4. Be present
  5. Drink water
  6. Throw up
  7. Chief your way out of it
  8. Taking a cab/knee
  1. Lizard people
  2. Inner earth
  3. UFOs
  4. Imaginary creatures
  5. Democracy
  6. Progress
  7. Dinosaurs sent by god
  8. True love
  1. Politician
  2. Royalty
  3. Entertainer
  4. Old rich white men
  5. Koch brothers
  6. Not myself
  7. Someone already dead
  1. Glows
  2. Return policy
  3. Rechargeable
  4. Waterproof
  5. Terminal velocity
  6. Kid’s section
  7. Consigment/used
  8. How do you put this on?
  9. How do i get it back out?
  10. Will this run on a golf cart battery?
  1. Most tools
  2. Prybar
  3. Chainsaw
  4. Duct tape
  5. Unmentionables
  6. Welder
  7. Ice cream maker
  8. Essential oils
  1. Nothing
  2. Wake up call
  3. Clean water
  4. Freedom
  5. Mine own metals for devices
  6. Ebola
  1. You’re too young to be having these problems.
  2. I’ve never seen you having so much fun
  3. You couldn’t look any better if you tried
  4. Better than I thought
  5. You clean-up nicely
  6. You have outdone yourself again
  7. I didn’t even notice
  8. I didn’t know you could sing
  9. If I only knew you back in county
  10. It really seems like you have a handle on the situation.
  11. You’re making me want to use a fork.
  1. C.R.E.A.M.
  2. Power
  3. Greed
  4. Ignorance
  5. Tradition
  6. Fear
  7. More violence
  8. White men
  9. Capitalism
  1. Everything
  2. Penis
  3. Ego
  4. Bureaucracy
  5. Trust fund
  1. Oldies
  2. Religion
  3. Weather
  4. Sports
  5. Static
  6. Hog futures (farm report)