Your home for Professional Buzz Management

The way we manage our buzz should be a star we can sail our ship by, and if you need to help blowing the Horn of Gondor, Bacon’s your guy.

Buzz management fundamentals

  • Lower your expectations
  • Manage your buzz
  • Worry is a waste of time
  • You’re responsible for your own happiness

Everyday is the Playoffs for Jonny Wanzger

Heavy Meme of the Moment

It happens to us all. These are songs we listen to on repeat. When you listen to a song over and over again, it can help you do some reflective listening. What’s your HPD?

Nick talks in private with Bradley Bacon. Topics range from Bacon’s recent trespassing incident, getting emails from people in your past, and falling down.

The Bacon Set

Every year there’s this magical thing called the Earthwork Harvest Gathering—if you haven’t gone, it’s the event I would go to above all others. See, in Michigan, we put on a lot of music festivals: Hoxeyville, Wheatland, Bliss, Buttermilk, Pond Jam, Farm Block and so many more.

The one that recharges my batteries the best has always been Harvest. I started out volunteering for the Green Team, I was eventually challenged to perform.

This is about my legacy as a professional buzz manager.

Tiny Crosswords

Drew “Tiny Mouth” Tyner is one of those people you meet where you wonder why they don’t have three people constantly following them. Come to find out, he likes making crossword puzzles.

Farm Block Fest

The annual Farm Block Fest Reunion is a benefit for the Dan Schmidt Gift of Music in Allouez, Michigan at the end of July, beginning of August. They offer

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