What should I be telling Vermonters about how we do it in Michigan?

How’s it going?

The way we manage our buzz should be a star we can sail our ship by, and if you need help blowing the Horn of Gondor, you found the right place.

Professional Buzz Management can help

  • Lower your expectations
  • Worry is a waste of time
  • You’re responsible for your own happiness
  • Manage your buzz
The Store is open

We’ve got stickers to sell and a lot more things are on the way. Anything I’ve got that I feel like getting rid of is gonna start showing up in the store. Keep checking back to see what madness unfolds—or, better yet, sign up below and you’ll always be in the loop.

The Bacon Set

Every year there’s this magical thing called the Earthwork Harvest Gathering—if you haven’t gone, it’s the event I would go to above all others. See, in Michigan, we put on a lot of music festivals: Hoxeyville, Wheatland, Bliss, Buttermilk, Pond Jam, Farm Block and so many more.

The one that recharges my batteries the best has always been Harvest. I started out volunteering for the Green Team, I was eventually challenged to perform.

This is about my legacy as a professional buzz manager.

BACON 22: How’s It Going?

In 2022 we hauled industry-standard buzz management ideas to the scrap heap while revealing counterintuitive practices that drove organizational performance in the back half of the 21st century—and like any good manager: we under-promised and over-delivered.

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Tiny Crosswords

Drew “Tiny Mouth” Tyner is one of those people you meet where you wonder why they don’t have three people constantly following them. Come to find out, he likes making crossword puzzles.

Farm Block Fest

The annual Farm Block Fest Reunion is a benefit for the Dan Schmidt Gift of Music in Allouez, Michigan at the end of July, beginning of August. They offer

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Nick talks in private with Bradley Bacon. Topics range from Bacon’s recent trespassing incident, getting emails from people in your past, and falling down.

Everyday is the Playoffs for Jonny Wanzger

Heavy Message of the Moment

It happens to us all. These are songs we listen to on repeat. When you listen to a song over and over again, it can help you do some reflective listening. What’s your HPD?

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