We had our final show at Earthwork Harvest Gathering

On Sept. 20-22 in Lake City Michigan, the ancient dream of our species was made into reality, and like any serious accident: the change happened instantly. Real Heads from across the world joined in solidarity for a service of utter realism that revealed the true face of power by challenging it.

We (re)introducing the power of The Wheel in true “use it or lose it” fashion to squash legitimate criticism of previous years.

Michigan Banana Gun Stickers are here!

We’ve got stickers to sell and a lot more things are on the way. Anything I’ve got that I feel like getting rid of is gonna start showing up in the store. Keep checking back to see what madness unfolds. It’s my store, I built it, and I do what I want.

BACON Bits

Is there a competitive edge using Grammarly? You’ll find out at the end of the video.

How’s it going?

The way we manage our buzz should be a star we can sail our ship by, and if you need help blowing the Horn of Gondor, you found the right place.

Professional Buzz Management can help

  • Lower your expectations
  • Worry is a waste of time
  • You’re responsible for your own happiness
  • Manage your buzz
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No Clue Stickers are here!

We’ve got stickers to sell and a lot more things are on the way. Anything I’ve got that I feel like getting rid of is gonna start showing up in the store. Keep checking back to see what madness unfolds—or, better yet, sign up below and you’ll always be in the loop.

The Bacon Set

Every year there’s this magical thing called the Earthwork Harvest Gathering—if you haven’t gone, it’s the event I would go to above all others. See, in Michigan, we put on a lot of music festivals: Hoxeyville, Wheatland, Bliss, Buttermilk, Pond Jam, Farm Block and so many more.

The one that recharges my batteries the best has always been Harvest. I started out volunteering for the Green Team, I was eventually challenged to perform.

This is about my legacy as a professional buzz manager.

BACON 22: How’s It Going?

In 2022 we hauled industry-standard buzz management ideas to the scrap heap while revealing counterintuitive practices that drove organizational performance in the back half of the 21st century—and like any good manager: we under-promised and over-delivered.

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Tiny Crosswords

Drew “Tiny Mouth” Tyner is one of those people you meet where you wonder why they don’t have three people constantly following them. Come to find out, he likes making crossword puzzles.

Birds

Home > For some, art, culture and study are a way of life—let us celebrate these establishments that archive our past and guide us toward a powerful future. Download

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Nick talks in private with Bradley Bacon. Topics range from Bacon’s recent trespassing incident, getting emails from people in your past, and falling down.

Everyday is the Playoffs for Jonny Wanzger

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